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Friday, February 3, 2012


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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Banksy's Coming for Dinner

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Review: Fallen soufflé
Synopsis: Awkward soiree.
Snapshot: Anti-consumerist diva
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Squid Invasion

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Review: Awesome dystopian cephalopods.
Synopsis: Squids eat people.
Snapshot: People eat squids.
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The One Percent

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Review: Nice try.
Synopsis:  Mischievous plutocrat
Snapshot:  Bangs Buffet
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Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead

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Review: We are intrigued.
Synopsis: Fatty likes juice.
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Example: Citizen Kane

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Five stars

Review: Epic tale, changed cinema forever
Synopsis: Some guy lost his sled.
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